Tiny, beknitted, neohippie customer: "Can I get an eggnog latte cut with soy? Just the straight eggnog cut with soy. No 2% milk. I don't want any of that dairy stuff."

Uhhh, eggnog is the dairiest of the dairiest, you soy slurping idiot. Take your reusable hemp shopping bag and get out of my store.